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gotta love the sluts
two hot sluts making out in the back of a club on a couch.
they come with instructions.
sounds like a plan.
demanding tanning bed.
same as a hooker but free.
who needs companionship?
god bless them.
need feeding too.
they may pretend to be nice girls but the way they dress advertises slut.
russian sluts singing... russian singers "slutting"?
a nice little song about sluts and perverts.
the difference between a slut and a bitch.
a high school clone version of jfk, just as womanizing as the real thing :p here is his take on the word "sluts"
first of all, if you are one of those self-important assholes who does not know how to take a joke, fuck off right now. that’s right, fuck off. see the door right over there? of course not, because you are fucking off right now. the rest of us thank you.9 reasons why i fucking love sluts…1. they don’t bitch for attentionif you happen to miss calling them one time, it is not the end of the world. they will just be fucking someone else. we know this, so this is our choice. just wear a fucking condom, like you should have been doing in the first place.2. you don’t have to fake ityes, guys fake it too. why? because we are sick of fucking. it happens. if we don’t get a nut in the first two hours, we are not going to bust one. we know this. so we fake it. sorry honey. when a slut is on your nuts, you are almost guaranteed a bust, because she knows how to bring you there. 3. you don’t have to worry about them cheating on youbecause they are fucking a few different guys during the same period they are fucking you. who gives a shit? pussy is pussy. stop bitching about it and be happy you are having sex. you could be jacking off on the internet four fucking times a day. not that you don’t anyways, but still…4. they don’t just lay therea slut can take the cock. for christ sakes, she can take two at the same time if you talk to her right. they like sex. often times, they ride the cock like a god damn matador, red flag and all. if they don’t, they are not real sluts. they do not deserve the name. 5. no relationship bullshitwe all know we don’t give two shits what a woman says. why the fuck do we want to listen to it and have to act like we do? sluts are easy. they take the pounding and leave, without trying to get you to express your “feelings”. feelings are fucking stupid anyways. 6. you can fuck other girls all the other girls. you know why? because she is probably fucking your friends. this means it doesn’t matter if you fuck her friends. don’t be a bitch and cry about it, because it is what you want. if it is not what you want, you should probably check your ass, because some guy probably has a dick in it right now.7. it will teach you to wear condomsyou should be doing this in the first place. kids cost a shit load of money. i am telling you because i know. not only did little zero want a psp for his birthday, his mom wanted child support. ever paid 500$ for a psp? i have. learn from me and be happy you did. 8. you will not have to remember an anniversarybecause no one cares. she doesn’t give two shits if you remember the first drunken night that you slept with her. maybe you didn’t even sleep. maybe you just scrogged her and went home. she won’t expect a box of chocolates on that day. just fuck her again. 9. because they are slutsthey are the few women who can stand up and say “i like sex just as much as males”. that is fucking awesome. you other women could learn something from these chicks. stop being so stuck up. admit you like the cock and just let us give it to you.
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a train hits a bus load of school girls and they all perish. they are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past st peter. st peter asks first girl, "rebecca, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" she giggles and shyly replies, "well i once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger. st peter says, "ok, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gate." st peter asks the next girl the same question, "meg have you ever had any contact with a penis?" the girl is a little reluctant but replies "well once i fondled and stroked one." st peter says "ok, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate." all of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. when she reaches the front of the line, she says "if i'm going to have to gargle that holy water, i wan't to do it before jen dips her arse in it"
humorous bumper (fender for the americans) sticker.
lol.
trying to seduce ali g
so hot it hurts.
everybody gets to hit it.
ugly bitch
