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profanisaurus shorts -- letter a

aardvark's nose: an uncircumsised penis.

abra-kebabra: an illusion performed after a night on the piss, whereby a kebab is made to disappear down the performers throat, only to reappear a short time later on the back of a taxi drivers head.

aeroplane blonde: a dark haired female who had dyed her hair blonde, ie, equipped with a black box.

air biscuit: a floating body of trouser gas, a fart.

ambassador's hedge: an immaculately trimmed bush.

ankle spanker: an extremely large cock.

apple catchers: the underwear of a larger then normal woman.

aquafresh: a skidmark created on the inside of the trousers of someone wearing a g-string, ie, three stripes of two different colours.

armbreaker: a particularly vicious wank.

arse baby: a huge turd.

arsecons: of e-mails and phone texting, the use of punctuation to illustrate the condition of someone's arse. normal arse, (-!-), lard arse, ( - ! - ), tight arse, (!), slack arse, (-0-) etc.

art pamphlet: any one handed reading material.

atomic mutton: a mature woman trying to look younger than she obviuosly is.

auditioning the finger puppets: masturbation.

augustus: term for a homosexual, from charlie and the chocolate factory where augustus gloop gets stuck up the chocoloate pipe.

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