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Video:The Marimba Ponies - Sabre Dance

the marimba ponies - sabre dance

here are the marimba ponies, who operate internationally without the crutch of conductor or sheet music, bouncing and prancing rhythmically in order to foster international goodwill, doing sabre dance. the marimba ponies are aged four through twelve, at which point they are forcibly retired from the marimba business and offered gainful employment dodging lizards with the j-pop girl group morning musume.

Video:Party-Hard Pony

party-hard pony

puking up rainbows.

Video:A Cat Is Not A Pony

a cat is not a pony

loving the cats second expression.

Video:Pony Mechanic

pony mechanic

i've heard of horse power under the bonnet but pony power?

Video:Pony's Drunken Night Ends in Pool

pony's drunken night ends in pool


article submitted by ug7433.

fire crews were forced to pull a drunken pony from a swimming pool after he staggered into the water after eating fermented apples.

it was not fat boy the pony's best night. first he ate so many fermented apples that he became drunk.

then he staggered across a garden and tumbled into a swimming pool.

unable to extricate himself, he had to endure the final embarrassment of being hauled out by the fire brigade.

it is clear from the picture on the right that the humiliating chain of events left fat boy feeling rather long in the face.

however, apart from a probable hangover, he is none the worse for wear after his adventures, his bulk helping him cope with the chilly water of the swimming pool.

his predicament was discovered by 28-year-old sarah penhaligon who woke up after hearing a splash from her garden and went outside to find the 12-year-old moorland pony in some distress.

'when i looked outside i saw this massive animal in the dark and i thought the beast of bodmin was in the pool.

'i didn't have a clue what to do next - who do you call when there's a horse stuck in your swimming pool?

'he looked a bit panicked,' miss penhaligon added.

'he was trying to get out but couldn't manage it and was getting very tired.'

she said she sat down next to him and tried to calm him down - by feeding him more apples.

fat boy had escaped from the nearby trenance riding stables in newquay, cornwall, and broken into miss penhaligon's garden where he gorged on rotting fruit on the ground - which had begun to ferment and produce alcohol.

police and fire crews arrived early on tuesday and spent two hours building a set of steps into the pool. they hoisted him out two hours later with the help of several harnesses.

one of the staff at the stables said: 'it looks like he was scrounging for apples in the garden and fell in when he trod on the tarpaulin over the pool.

'it's a good job he's got a lot of bulk, as it kept him warm. he was checked over by a vet, but he's fine.'

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Video:Pony Becomes Guide Dog For Muslim

pony becomes guide dog for muslim

mona ramouni's fingers fly across the text as she proofreads yet another page of a calculus textbook to be published in braille - with her guide pony sitting patiently by.

it is dull work for tiny cali who serves as ms ramouni's eyes through a world she cannot see, and the pony keeps butting her head into ms ramouni's chest.

"cali! stop it,'' ms ramouni exclaims, but she can't keep the pride out of her voice when she realizes what the pretty brown pony with a soft black mane has gotten up to.

rolling back her thick lips, cali has grasped the tab of the zipper on the bag of treats ms ramouni carries around her waist and is slowly pulling it open with her teeth.

"she knows which part has the carrots,'' ms ramouni says in amazement. "she's really smart.''

cali is just one of a handful of miniature horses in the united states known to be used as guide animals for the blind.

weighing in at under 45 kilograms , miniature horses are about the same size as a large dog but are much stockier and can help support people with mobility issues.

they also have significantly longer life spans - they can live and work for more than 30 years while guide dogs are usually retired by age 12 - but require much more care and bear a far heftier price tag.

cali is the first guide animal for ramouni, 28, a devout muslim whose parents - jordanian immigrants - would not accept a dog into their home.

dog saliva is considered unclean in islamic teaching, although dogs are permitted to be used as work animals, such as guards or shepherds.

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Video:My Little Joker Pony

my little joker pony

joker style more found here community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/33538342.html

Video:Pony Tail vs Goatee

pony tail vs goatee

making out

Video:My Little Pony: Live Action Trailer (2009)

my little pony: live action trailer (2009)

better than gi joe

Video:Thingpart Comics: Pony

thingpart comics: pony

this is an example of good parenting.

Video:My Little Pony Glue Factory

my little pony glue factory

toys you hopefully won't find under the tree this year.

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  • Date 12/20/2006
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Video:Sen. Hagel on Real Time: Petraeus Dog and Pony Show “Dishonest, Hypocritical, Dangerous and Irresponsible”

sen. hagel on real time: petraeus dog and pony show “dishonest, hypocritical, dangerous and irresponsible”

nebraska senator chuck hagel appeared on “real time” last night and had some tough words for the white house for “sending a military man to do a political job.” hagel also noted that the “iraq war is biggest mistake in us history.”


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