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that's one odd pilot.
i guess that`s why they have 2 pilots in the cockpit
a flash remake of the arcade game time pilot
alaska bush pilots short takeoff and landing competition.
the man show guys stir up trouble at the airport as drunken pilots.
as title says, pilot episode for two guys and a girl starring ryan reynolds.
onboard flight cam catching a stoopid pilot ruining the day for people on the ground.
two airplane pilots look at the camera while another plane heads directly towards them.
blind pilots airplane passengers watch nervously as two men wearing pilots’ uniforms and dark glasses use canes to feel their way into the cockpit. the plane starts barreling down the runway, and the passengers begin to get scared as the water at the end of the airstrip nears. with only a few yards left, everyone screams, but the plane lifts off just in time. the passengers think it was all a joke, while in the cockpit, the pilots high-five. “you know,” says one pilot to the other, “one day they’re gonna scream too late, and we’re all gonna die.”
on a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers.
he tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight..
then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "what would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob." all the passengers hear it.
as a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "don’t forget the coffee!"
on a busy friday afternoon, while the passengers are patiently waiting for their flight to begin, two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle. both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up.
the passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke but none is forthcoming.
the plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the end of the runway.
as it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.
at that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. the passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
in the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "you know, john, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."
pilots pulling up to 7 g's in a centerfuge facility. my first upload, hope you enjoy it.
a french pilot blacks out during a high-g turn and drops out of the sky like a brick. he comes too just in time to pull out before he hits the trees.
the pilot of "undeclared". a show produced by judd apatow, the creator of knocked up and 40-year old virgin. too bad this great show was canceled.
this pilot does an extremely dangerous stunt. for those of you that watch these vids a lot. this is the same guy who was filmed when his f-14 exploded during a fly-by.
just another conspiracy nut by the name of russ wittenberg, trying to say 9/11 was not as it appeared to be. so hopefully, all the bf2 pilots and microsoft flight sim guy's can explain why this guy's story is complete bs...come on i'm waiting...
kyle davis, 22, the pilot, and his passenger, joe surowiec, were headed from winter haven to lakeland, both in florida, on sunday for a flying festival, according to central florida news 13. but after they got airborne, the engine failed. http://news.aol.com/article/emergency-landing-on-video/440471
passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. the entrance opens, and two men walk up the aisle, dressed in pilots` uniforms–both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a seeing-eye dog, and the other is tapping his way up the aisle with a cane. nervous laughter spreads through the cabin; but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. the passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this just a little practical joke. none is forthcoming. the plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and people at the windows realize that they`re headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory. as it begins to look as though the plane will never take off, that it will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin–but at that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. the passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon they have all retreated into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands. up in the cockpit, the copilot turns to the pilot and says, "you know, bob, one of these days, they`re going to scream too late, and we`re all gonna die. .
he might give snoopy a run for his money
here are some tv show ideas that miserably failed and never made it to series.
some guy ends up losing control of his helicopter. he ends up being ejected into the helicopter's blades. amazingly he survived.
song is magic carpet ride by steppenwolf.
this guy has some pretty tight moves.
only one way to decide which one is better... have them battle it out over the skies.
