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decent picture of kate moss before she looked like a chopstick.
it takes a mere 45 minutes for edward moss to morph from a little-known, los angeles-based actor into one of the world's most infamous performers. he starts with a close shave. "i grow a lot of facial hair," mr. moss said with a sheepish, high-pitched giggle. he then moves on to his olive-colored complexion, which, with the help of mac and la femme makeup, is quickly made several shades lighter. skin sufficiently whitened, he heads for his eyes. "i make them lower and a little more almond-shaped," he explained. "i have to draw in the eyebrows a little arched, contour the nose and cheeks to make them thinner, add a cleft to my chin, then you add the wig and the costume and ..." just like that, edward moss is michael jackson.
worried that his life is stagnating, moss enrols on a german cookery course. jen discovers that the only place in the building where she can now enjoy a cigarette is a smoking area not unlike soviet russia.
oakland raiders wide receiver randy moss is awaiting word from the nfl's medical director of substance abuse regarding whether or not he will be placed back into the leagues drug program.
after moss told hbo sports last month that he has occasionally smoked marijuana, the nfl's medical director, dr. rick spodafora, called moss in for testing on the grounds that through his words, moss has indicated that he has resumed his drug-related behavior.
in an august interview with hbo's "real sports with bryant gumbel," moss said he still smokes marijuana "every blue moon." "i have used, you know, marijuana … since i've been in the league," moss said. "but as far as abusing it and, you know, letting it take control over me, i don't do that, no."
when pressed whether he still smokes marijuana, moss said: "i might. i might have fun. and, you know, hopefully … i won't get into any trouble by the nfl by saying that, you know. i have had fun throughout my years and, you know, predominantly in the off-season."
spodafora, who is independent of both the nfl and the national football league players' association, is still considering moss' argument. no timetable has yet been set for a decision. if spodafora rules that moss can be tested and the wideout still refuses, moss could be suspended since suspensions could come from two missed drug tests — as moss has already refused to participate in one.
well, what did you expect him to do with all that money?
abc news
oakland raiders wide receiver randy moss, who suffered rib and groin injuries during sunday's game against the san diego chargers, demanded "large quantities of medicinal marijuana and a couple bags of chips" from his team doctor, sources said yesterday.
"make that about five bags of chips," moss said. "the good weed really gets my snack groove on."
moss previously stated he smokes marijuana "occasionally," a revelation that drew the ire of nfl management.
an anonymous nfl official said moss "smokes the ganja about as frequently as he smokes defensive backs...we have a real problem on our hands here."
"if this medicinal stuff is weaker than the original, my doctor better give me a huge amount," moss said. "i've found two suitcases full usually does the trick."
"mr. moss is trying to manipulate the nfl drug policy with his evil designs," said nfl commissioner paul tagliabue.
"dude don't know what he's talking about," moss said in response. "i mean, i leave the minnesota vikings and they end up turning a cruise ship into caligula's summer home. go figure, man."
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