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an intoxicated chinese man who tried to give a panda a hug at beijing zoo found himself biting it in self defense after his clumsy attempt at affection was savagely rejected, local media reported thursday.
zhang xinyan, a building worker on holiday from china's central henan province, climbed into an enclosure that held gu gu, a seven-year-old panda, at beijing zoo after the man had drunk four pints of beer during lunch at a nearby restaurant, the yanzhao metropolis daily said.
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prisoner: look here, doctor! you've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. i only came to see if you could get me out of this place! doctor: i am, bit by bit.
some chick is doing a photo shoot with a live snake. she lies there rather calm while the snake crawls up and bites her arm.
pro-health protester gets pinky bitten off.
how to survive an anaconda bite.
dude was bit on the chin by a spider.
nasty spider bite and the aftermath. graphic at times.
he almost dies and has a open wound in his stomach from this bite.
guy's eye is swelled up and sealed shut from a spider bite.
montage of famous western clips set to queen's "another one bites the dust".
jim gets bitten on the hand by a large, venomous snake.
here's a controversy between what happened, and what should happen, to a dog that's known to bite people. i would be sure to crush the little bastard's skull if he bit me for no reason. but i think it's essentially the whore-owner that needs a kick in the head - check out what she says.
herpetologist jesus rivas gets bitten by a stubborn anaconda. how does he escape from the snake's powerful bite?
"this song (oshiri kajiri mushi) is from a japanese kids' show about a butt-biting bug. a music program interviewed uruma/derubi, a married animator/song writer couple responsible for the song. they claim the idea came to them one day while derubi was doing some cleaning. uruma noticed that his wife's butt was totally sticking out and told her, “watch out! with your butt sticking out like that, a butt-biting bug might come along and bite it!”(this song got into the top 10 here in japan.)
a seal bit off a south african woman's nose after she tried to help it back into the sea, an official said on monday.
elsie van tonder, 49, is expected to undergo surgery this week after being bitten on a beach near george, about 400 (240 miles) east of cape town on saturday.
her nose was found but could not be reattached to her face, local media reported.
"the seal had been lying in the same spot since friday, so the lady and a few other people were trying to take it back to the water," said herman oosthuizen, a marine biologist with the department of environmental affairs.
"the young female seal then bit her in the face."
cape fur seals are common on south african shores and many have become accustomed to humans. they are a popular tourist attraction and can be viewed playing in the sea by cape town's waterfront.
but they can be dangerous and sometimes attack people who venture too close, especially in fishing harbours where they come into close contact with fishermen offloading their catch.
"it's a predator, it's got vicious teeth and if it bites you in the wrong place, it could kill you," oosthuizen said.
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a convicted sex offender from brooklyn took a bite out of crime and a bite out of himself too, police said. damiene iriarte was found naked and bleeding behind a building in the fort greene section of brooklyn after having bitten the tip off his own penis, police told a local newspaper. it goes without saying that he was subsequently hospitalized. "how he did it? limber, i guess. not the work of a sane mind," a police official told the daily news. you think? iriarte, 26, pleaded guilty in suffolk county in 2004 to two misdemeanors after being accused the previous year of raping a 13-year-old girl, according to the news. it's not clear why iriarte bit his own penis, but investigators might be just as confused -- or impressed -- that he did it at all. he's recovering at brooklyn hospital center, representatives of which have not returned calls seeking comment. source
(a bit graphic) also a good dose of bad language. it's got all the hallmarks of a great aussie clip, wild life, swearing, injury and beer! it's an amethystine (scrub) python for those who are curious.
"another one bites the dust" is a 1980 rock song from the english rock band queen. it was written by bassist john deacon and was a worldwide crossover hit (hitting number one on the u.s. billboard hot 100, hitting #1 on both the u.s. r&b charts, and the disco top 100). ironically, it was successful on the r&b charts because some fans thought queen was an r&b group.
brown recluse spider bite. now he can climb walls and see venomous spiders a mile away.
never have i seen this happen until now.
contains graphic violence. :)
rex just does not want to give up.
oh, the pain.
a northern ireland man bit his girlfriend's pet snake in half during a fight and remarked that it "tasted lovely," lawyers testified friday. shane cooke, a 33-year-old bricklayer, was arraigned in belfast high court on charges of assaulting his girlfriend, coleen mcgleenon, and fatally torturing her royal python aug. 4. mcgleenon's lawyers said he headbutted her twice and picked up her pet, put it in his mouth, and threw its severed head at her. "your snake tasted lovely," he was quoted as saying. cooke's lawyer, adrian higgins, said his client admitted both offenses and had attacked the snake because he knew his girlfriend loved it. he said cooke, from the border village of keady, had been consuming alcoholic drinks for several hours before the attack. source: timesunion.com
