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retain cuts of beef - where they come from and how to cook them.
i got really really bored and made a video to cartmans swiss colony beef log song, its my 1st video ever, and im not good, but i think i did......ok....not rly tho...
all the different ways to enjoy the yummyness of cow.
theres a time for lies and a time for truth. i say, eye for an eye, eye for a tooth...
i hate myself for uploading this monstrosity.
cattle flavored snack cakes.
wendy's - where's the beef (featuring clara peller)
a man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter. "give me a corned beef sandwich," he ordered. "corned beef sandwich is not on the menu, but i can give you a sandwich with corned beef in it, like our midnight special." "what's a midnight special?" "a triple decker with corned beef, tongue, bologna, tomato, lettuce, onion, pickle and mayonnaise, on toasted raisin bread." "could you just place a piece of corned beef between two slices of white bread and serve it to me on a plate?" "why, sure!" then, turning to the sandwich man, he sang out: "one midnight special. make it one deck, hold the tongue, bologna, tomato, lettuce, onion, pickle and mayonnaise, and make the raisin bread white, untoasted!"
belgian blue beef are famous for their "double muscling" due to a gene that suppresses the production of myostatin. myostatin is a protein that normally inhibits muscle growth after a certain point of development. pure belgian blue carry two copies of the gene. scientists have already inhibited the myostatin gene in mice and are working on blocking the gene in humans in order to treat muscle wasting diseases.
belgian blue beef are famous for their "double muscling" due to a gene that suppresses the production of myostatin. myostatin is a protein that normally inhibits muscle growth after a certain point of development. pure belgian blue carry two copies of the gene.
after years of milking cows with the traditional stool-and-squirt method, farmer giles finds he has enough money to order a high-tech milking machine. the equipment arrives a few days later and, realising his wife is out for the day, decides to test the machine on himself first.after setting it up, he quickly eases his beef bayonet into the equipment and flicks the switch. the sucking teat pleasures him better than his wife ever could, but when it's over the machine will not release his member. in desperation, the farmer calls the customer service hotline. "hello," he winces, "i've just bought a milking machine from your company. it works fantastic, but, er, how do i remove it from the cow's udder?""don't worry." replies the rep. "the machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons."
classic 80's commercial
from the movie "benchwarmers"
an amusing clip from the league of gentlemen where a young girl tries to make it as the star of an advert but she can't get the line correct.
i'm a vegeratian but it sure does sound delicious!
think of all the meat you can get from that.
glendennings - sold by chemists, drug stores and wine merchants
life of the party.
