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Video:Ask A Ninja: Special Delivery 2

ask a ninja: special delivery 2 "doogtoons.com asks a ninja"

doogtoons.com tries to interview the ninja.

Video:McCain Thinks 'Don't Ask Don't Tell' Has Been Working Just Swell

mccain thinks 'don't ask don't tell' has been working just swell

on this week with george stephanopoulos john mccain is asked what he thinks of the military's policy "don't ask don't tell" policy toward gays and lesbians

  • Votes 3.8756/5
  • Views 5831
  • Comments 4
  • Date 5/14/2009
  • by srk

Video:Silent Partners: Victims of Don`t Ask, Don`t Tell

silent partners: victims of don`t ask, don`t tell

silent partners: the other victims of don`t ask, don`t tell

Video:Scavenger Hunter Arrested While Asking Police To Eat Donut

scavenger hunter arrested while asking police to eat donut

a man on a scavenger hunt entered a police station hoping to get a photo of an officer eating a doughnut. what he got instead was thrown in jail.

fruitport township police officers bryan rypstra and jon durell heard a knock at the station's back door saturday evening and found a man wearing a long wig and a kiss t-shirt and a woman in a frilly pink dress.

the pair said they were on a scavenger hunt with another woman who had gone to a nearby store to buy a doughnut.

"part of the scavenger hunt was to get a picture of a cop eating a doughnut. they wanted to know if one of the officers would be willing to get their picture taken," police chief paul smutz told the muskegon chronicle.

the officers planned to play along, and they chatted with the man and woman while waiting for the doughnut run. as they spoke, the man, louis jasick, recognized rypstra, a high school classmate who happened to be working overtime that evening.

durell then remembered seeing jasick's name on a flier that had been posted in the station only a day earlier. jasick was wanted on two felony warrants for failing to pay $5,000 in child support.

jasick was listed as a flight risk, so the officers invited him inside and arrested him.

"he was surprised at first," rypstra said.

jasick, 34, a resident of the muskegon county township, was arraigned monday in 60th district court and released on two $2,000 bonds, one for each count. a preliminary examination was set for nov. 18.

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Video:Politician Is Asked Same Question 10 Times, But Won't Give Yes Or No Answer

politician is asked same question 10 times, but won't give yes or no answer

this is a clip of michael howard being interviewed on "newsnight" by jeremy paxman. it's a simple yes or no question, but there just isn't an answer (he is a politician after all). the clip was shown on "have i got news for you", hence the audience laughter.

Video:Stop Asking For Your Cat

stop asking for your cat

it was in tuesday's fried rice.

  • Votes 3.2771/5
  • Views 3212
  • Comments 9
  • Date 11/10/2006
  • by GregP

Video:Billy Joel - Don't Ask Me Why

billy joel - don't ask me why

live clip from one of his shows. i love this song.

Video:Are You Dead Yet, Man Asked Mate

are you dead yet, man asked mate

a man who stabbed his friend and dropped a rock on his head asked him if he was dead yet and got the response 'not even close brother', a court was told.

new zealand-born taukiri christopher keen, 20, pleaded guilty in queensland supreme court today to the attempted murder of james gilders at the old boggo road jail in brisbane in october 2005. he was sentenced to nine years in jail.

the court was told keen and mr gilders had been friends for more than two years when the friendship soured after keen suspected mr gilders of sleeping with his girlfriend. prosecutor michael lehane told the court the pair went to the abandoned prison for a visit and jumped over the walls to get in.

as mr gilders bent down, keen stabbed him in the neck, knocked him to the ground, dropped a large rock on his head twice and stabbed him again. when he had finished, keen asked mr gilders if he was dead yet, to which mr gilders responded: "not even close, brother".

he got to his feet and the pair shook hands before keen left the badly injured mr gilders to make his own way out of the old prison. mr gilders called an ambulance and was to hospital where he was treated for a broken jaw and stab wounds to his neck, including one which came close to his jugular vein.

he did not make a complaint and the incident did not come to police attention until keen confessed while police where interviewing him about other incidents in january 2006. justice ann lyons, noted keen had "gone off the rails" at a young age after joining gangs in new zealand when he was just 13.

justice lyons sentenced keen to nine years' jail but ordered he be eligible for parole after 4-½.

source: news.com

Video:Alex Jones Arrested For Asking A Question

alex jones arrested for asking a question

alex is then grabbed by texas police, taken outside and handcuffed. the cameraman is threatened as he films the entire incident.

Video:They Were Asking For It

they were asking for it

an end to a soccer match turns violent when home fans are taunted by the opposing players.

Video:/b/tard Asks Megan Fox For Sex Tape

/b/tard asks megan fox for sex tape

/b/tard known as `tk` asks megan fox to make a sex tape at comic con 2009.

Video:Ask A Ninja: Question 5

ask a ninja: question 5 "ninja skills"

andy asks a ninja about the different types of ninja skills.

Video:Ask A Ninja: Question 6

ask a ninja: question 6 "master of disguise"

nina asks a ninja about how one can become a master of disguise.

Video:Ask A Ninja: Question 7

ask a ninja: question 7 "ninja grub"

sandeep asks the ninja about what kind of food ninjas eat.

Video:Ask A Ninja: Question 8

ask a ninja: question 8 "roger"

mark asks the ninja if ninjas are following him.

Video:Ask A Ninja: Question 9

ask a ninja: question 9 "ninja love"

jason's "wife" asks the ninja if ninjas can love.

Video:Ask A Ninja: Question 10

ask a ninja: question 10 "ninja metal"

matt asks the ninja if ninjas are metal.

Video:Ask A Ninja: Question 11

ask a ninja: question 11 "ninja dogs"

john asks the ninja if he can train his dog to be a ninja.

Video:Ask A Ninja: Question 12

ask a ninja: question 12 "ninja colds"

marty asks the ninja if ninjas can catch colds.

Video:Ask A Ninja Question 21,

ask a ninja question 21, "revolution cubed"

sylvia asks the ninja his thoughts on dance, dance revolution, karaoke revolution and the french revolution.

Video:Ask A Ninja: Special Delivery 5

ask a ninja: special delivery 5 "doogtoons 3"

doogtoons asks the ninja about who created the askaninja.com website.

Video:Ask A Ninja Special Delivery 6,

ask a ninja special delivery 6, "ninja and the matrix"

doogtoons.com asks the ninja about the matrix.

Video:Ask A Ninja: Question 22

ask a ninja: question 22 "ninja excuses"

adam from toronto asks the ninja if he wants to come over to watch some merchant ivory films.


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