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Video:91-year-old Attacked!

91-year-old attacked!

carjacker attacks an old man, then takes off with his car as if nothing happened.

Video:Naked 91 Year Old Holds Drunken Burglar At Gunpoint

naked 91 year old holds drunken burglar at gunpoint

florida — a burglar early this morning clambered over a backyard fence on a quiet block on the city's west side. he picked the wrong house.

he made it maybe a couple of steps before rettt the dog, a mixture of rottweiler and doberman pinscher, charged, tearing the intruder's shirt from his back in a growling, ferocious attack.

this gave homeowner robert e. thompson, 91, time to jump out of bed, grab his gun, a .38-caliber revolver loaded with hollow-point bullets, and to phone the police.

then he went out back to let the guy know how he felt about home invaders. he raised the gun and shouted out in the darkness. he thought there might be three or four of them. he didn't care.

"the funny part was i didn't have any clothes on," said thompson, a world war ii veteran who was awarded a purple heart during combat tours in europe. "i was standing out there with a .38 in my hand, and i was stark naked."

already terrified of the dog, the burglar, who looked to be no older than 20, took a step toward the nude 91-year-old, and that was it for thompson.

"i fired a warning shot," he said, and the burglar froze. "i wasn't going to let the guy get within six or eight feet of me. he spoke only spanish, and i couldn't understand anything he was saying. i think he was more scared than i was, really."

and so they stayed that way, the hapless young burglar, who appeared, authorities said later, to be very drunk, and the naked old homeowner, his head cool, his revolver leveled, until palm beach county sheriff's deputies showed up.

thompson would've made it out of the whole ordeal completely unscathed if, when the deputies told him to drop the gun, it hadn't accidentally gone off, sending a tiny bullet fragment ricocheting off the concrete pool deck and into thompson's right shin.

he barely felt it, but the deputies called paramedics and insisted he get checked out at delray medical center. he was back home by midday, recounting the incident.

the burglar, who identified himself as jose pasqual, 26, of no fixed address was booked into the palm beach county jail on a burglary charge.

"i have a real bad feeling about these guys. i don't tolerate them. i would've shot him if he kept coming," thompson said. "you've got to protect yourself."

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Video:91-86-90

91-86-90

terrifying future prediction by energy expert.

Video:'91 Canadian Grand Prix Accident

'91 canadian grand prix accident

from what i can see, several people get hit by a racecar.

Video:2009 Maxim Hot 100 - 91. Chelsea Handler

2009 maxim hot 100 - 91. chelsea handler

from her start on girls behaving badly to hosting chelsea lately on e!, this funny girl makes every man, woman, and midget piddle their pants.

Video:Worst Record Sleeve 91

worst record sleeve 91

more worst record sleeves ever made.

Video:Sea Creatures -91

sea creatures -91

estuary seahorse (hippocampus kuda)

Video:Scenic Scotland -91

scenic scotland -91

ardmair bay, nr. ullapool, scotland

Video:91. Isla Fisher

91. isla fisher

wedding crashers’ stage five clinger is just as audacious in real life—she’s marrying the dude who plays ali g and borat. this summer she stars alongside andy samberg in hot rod. dick in a box (office)!

Video:Beaches of The World 91/143

beaches of the world 91/143

silhouette island

Video:2008 Maxim Hot 100 List - 91. Danica Patrick

2008 maxim hot 100 list - 91. danica patrick

the best thing to blaze up the indy racing circuit since ethanol, danica does more than just rev our engines: she has 26 top-10 finishes in three years and was seventh overall last season.

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