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Video:Freight Accidents - 80/80

freight accidents - 80/80

results of a freight accident are bad for chips.

  • Votes 3.2778/5
  • Views 1329
  • Comments 0
  • Date 7/18/2007
  • by Carpy

Video:Teen Survives 80-Foot Fall Into Well

teen survives 80-foot fall into well

a south carolina teen fell 80-feet down an abandoned well while on a walk in the woods with his family; rescuers pulled the 15-year-old out unharmed.

Video:I-80 Collapses

i-80 collapses

last night a tanker truck carrying 8,600 gallons (32,500 l) of gasoline crashed and caught fire on the i-80 in oakland weakening the steal reinforced freeway causing it to crumble and collapse.

Video:BDSP-80's Sports Moments Top 50

bdsp-80's sports moments top 50

top 50 80's sports moments. sorry about no number 50, the previous show ran late.

Video:80 Foot Drop!

80 foot drop!

some guy does an 80 foot drop on skies, and also throws a backflip in there to top it off.

Video:R-Rated 80's Band

r-rated 80's band

a profane song by an 80's-esque band. enjoy.

Video:Cat Falls 80 Feet

cat falls 80 feet

this cat falls 80 feet from a tree - it gets up and ran away.

  • Votes 3.8125/5
  • Views 13997
  • Comments 40
  • Date 3/27/2006
  • by Pr0n

Video:Various 80's Commercials

various 80's commercials

various commercials from the 80's including some from tootsie rolls, wendy's, karate kid action figuers, a&w, and simon.

Video:An 80-year-old Man

an 80-year-old man

an 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. the doctor asks him how he's feeling. the 80-year-old says, "i've never felt better.

i now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.

what do you think about that?" the doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins.

"i have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. one day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.

when he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. he raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. what do you think of that?"

the 80-year-old said, "i'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

the doctor replied, "my point exactly."

Video:American Walker Goes Round The World At 80 Years

american walker goes round the world at 80 years


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panama city (reuters life!) - striding around panama city on tree-trunk legs that have carried him through 66 countries, 80-year-old u.s. citizen harry lee mcginnis reckons he knows the secret of staying healthy into old age.

"movement," he explains, as he readies for the final stage of an 80,000-mile around-the-world walk that has taken him 18 years so far, inspired by glossy photos of foreign lands he pored over as a child.

a towering figure with a muscular build and the rugged looks of actor roger moore, mcginnis is not your average old-age pensioner.

"moore and i are the same age, but i think he looks older," he jokes.

strolling up panama city's skyscraper-lined avenue balboa, mcginnis puts his nomadic retirement down to a deep curiosity about the world, which comes through as he chats about everything from the chinese economy to nanotechnology.

"i grew up in a time of adventure, with films like marco polo and stars like errol flynn," he said.

born in rural indiana in 1927, shortly before the great depression, mcginnis's grandparents taught him to read before he started school by studying national geographic magazine.

they sparked a stubborn wanderlust that has seen mcginnis spend the last two decades on his feet, accompanied by a huge steel-tipped wooden staff and a 100 lb (45 kg) backpack.

nicknamed "hawk" during his time as a world war two army sniper in east asia, mcginnis never settled into the domestics of everyday life. he married and divorced five times.

after spells as a bandleader, a country club manager and a methodist minister, he embarked on his first expedition in august 1983, aged 55, setting off on a 4-year walk across the 50 states of the continental united states.

after a five-year lull, during which he gave marriage one last shot, he decided to get back on the road, funded by his army pension and sponsors who donated some equipment.

a little bit crazy

this time mcginnis began a worldwide trek, choosing dublin's st. patrick's day parade of 1992 as the starting point. continental europe, africa, asia and south america followed. "i have only flown seven or eight times when it was necessary," he said.

fans chart his progress on his web site, www.hawkwalk.com, which describes how he sets up his tent and camping stove by roadsides or in church foyers and mentions his brushes with knife-wielding assailants in north africa.

"hawk is simply the most interesting person i have ever met," said bob ehrenheim, who was teaching english in ethiopia in 1996 when mcginnis appeared and asked to use the school's gym and tennis courts. they are still in touch.

"he is very, very intelligent, and, well, he has to be a little bit crazy," ehrenheim, who now lives in the united states, said by telephone while vacationing in mexico.

now mcginnis plans to walk through central america and mexico before finishing up the walk in the united states, estimating he will reach texas in around 2010 or 2012.

once there, he plans to write a book about his adventures, and also harbors one more goal. "i want to play tennis at 100," he says, but adds: "it might have to be doubles."

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Video:80 Year Old Mom Shoots At Deputies As Son Hides

80 year old mom shoots at deputies as son hides

jackson, tenn. (ap) -- an 80-year-old west tennessee woman and her son are being held in jail after deputies said she shot at them when they came to arrest the man. sheriff melvin bond said the elderly woman fired several shots at officers friday night in a standoff that began when deputies tried to capture her 60-year-old son.

the jackson sun quoted bond who said four deputies went to the woman's mobile home on a tip that her son was there. bond said officers heard the man talking inside the trailer and - when they knocked on the door - the woman opened it, slammed it shut and fired a shot through it.

the deputies took cover and, during the hour-long standoff, two more shots were fired through the door.

there were no injuries. the "man" was found hiding in a closet.

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Video:British Queen 80

british queen 80

clutching union jack flags, flowers and birthday cards, thousands of well-wishers gathered yesterday outside windsor castle, where queen elizabeth ii was celebrating her 80th birthday.

pressed against metal barriers snaking through the royal town of windsor, west of london, the crowds waited excitedly for their monarch to appear as red-and-black uniformed royal guards marched by with bear-skin hats.

“i am going to wish her a happy birthday and i hope she has a wonderful day,” said a 10-year-old girl called phoebe, who had a prime spot outside the castle with her mother and younger brother.

“she is always nice to people and is thoughtful to those who give her balloons and presents and things,” she said, waving a miniature union jack flag.

ever immaculate in a bright outfit and matching hat, elizabeth ii is the most popular member of the house of windsor, having escaped the marriage scandals and other personal crises that have befallen many of her relatives.

as she enters her ninth decade and after 54 years on the throne she shows no sign of slowing down, maintaining a gruelling schedule of engagements that has made her one of the world’s most famous faces.

in a sign of her enduring appeal, television crews from across the globe focused their lenses on windsor castle as reporters roamed the streets to capture the birthday spirit.

the royal standard, a gold and blue flag stamped with red and gold lions, flew over the round tower, the highest point of the castle, parts of which date back nearly 1000 years.

the queen was due to appear publicly for the first time at 80 at just after midday, emerging from the main king henry viii gate of the castle, where she stayed overnight with her husband prince philip.

eager to secure a prime spot, terry hat, dressed in a red, white and blue union jack t-shirt, trousers and hat, had arrived at 8.30 pm on thursday.

“she is our queen and she is a good queen. she has never put a foot out of step,” said the 70-year-old, who was the only person to camp out overnight.

others came from further afield, including susan walsh, 32, a housewife from the northern city of leeds.

“i want to thank her for the job that she does, which is a jolly good one,” she said, holding a bunch of pink carnations, which she hoped to present to the queen.

there was a light police presence, which police said would grow as the morning progressed. — sapa-afp



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Video:Man, 80, Admits Dealing Crack For Sex

man, 80, admits dealing crack for sex

an 80-year-old man acknowledged wednesday that he dealt drugs at his house in return for sex with prostitutes. felix cocco of pittsburgh pleaded guilty to charges of possession of a controlled substance, possession with intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia.

police said cocco had been dealing drugs for nearly a year when he was arrested in november. officers seized crack cocaine, a digital scale and packaging materials, police said. authorities said they caught cocco dealing again in february.

when an allegheny county judge asked cocco why he chose a new profession so late in life, cocco replied, "i was trying to stay alive, your honor - pay my bills."

cocco's lawyer, martha bailor, told the court her client wanted to remain sexually active after his wife died three years ago, and turned to prostitutes.

"he decided it's cheaper to pay for sex with crack than cash," she said.

prosecutors said they would not seek mandatory sentences if the defense agreed to a six-to-18-month jail term.

the judge ordered an evaluation of cocco's health after bailor expressed concern about cocco's vulnerability in jail.

cocco remains under house arrest while he awaits sentencing scheduled for oct. 2.

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Video:Will I Live To Be 80?

will i live to be 80?

i recently picked a new primary care physician. after two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said i was doing "fairly well" for my age.

a little concerned about that comment, i couldn't resist asking him, "do you think i'll live to be 80?"

he asked, "do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?"

"oh no," i replied. "i'm not doing drugs, either."

then he asked, "do you eat rib-eye steaks, barbecued ribs and cheese burgers?"

i said, "no, my other doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy."

"do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"

"no, i don't," i said.

he asked, "do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

"no," i said. "i don't do any of those things."

he looked at me and said, "then why do you give a shit?"

  • Votes 3.8806/5
  • Views 3188
  • Comments 9
  • Date 9/4/2006
  • by GregP

Video:MD-80 lose tail

md-80 lose tail

pull up, pull up!!

Video:Cool Adverts 80

cool adverts 80

advertisement for mens magazines.

Video:80 Year Old Crashes Into DMV

80 year old crashes into dmv

i think it's safe to say she wont be driving again.

Video:Drink Serving Robot From the 80's

drink serving robot from the 80's

for the rich alcoholic. i wonder if this never caught on because they went on a killing rampage.

Video:80's Joggers

80's joggers

this time they are running in the boston marathon.

Video:Streethawk Cool 80's TV Show

streethawk cool 80's tv show

a desk bound cop secretly fights crime as the test pilot for a prototype combat motorcycle.

i can't believe they only made 13 episodes of this.

Video:80'S Corn Pops commercial

80's corn pops commercial

now includes 1 waky wall walker.....free!!

Video:80's Infomercials - Slim Jeans

80's infomercials - slim jeans

so this is why our parents never liked infomercials. the quality in the video is harsh.

Video:Bonkers Candy Commercial  From the 80's

bonkers candy commercial from the 80's

it'll knock you out!!


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