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Video:The 200 Meter Screamer

the 200 meter screamer

the look on his face in the slow-mo is great.

Video:Clarkson's Supercar Showdown : Rover 200

clarkson's supercar showdown : rover 200

from the official top gear youtube page found this great little sketch. this is will be in his next dvd. i embedded this from youtube, so there is no copyright issue.

Video:Brit Woman Has 200 Orgasms A Day

brit woman has 200 orgasms a day

london, sept 1 (ani): a brit woman is bored of her sex life - because she has 200 orgasms a day.

the rumble of a train on the tracks, the purr of a hairdryer, the rhythmic drone of a photo-copier are all enough to make sarah carmen orgasm.

the 24-year-old suffers from permanent sexual arousal syndrome (psas), which increases blood flow to the sex organs.

"sometimes i have so much sex to try to calm myself down i get bored of it. and men i sleep with don't seem to make as much effort because i climax so easily," news of the world quoted her, as saying.

carmen, from london, developed psas after being prescribed anti-depressants at 19. she believes the pills are responsible for her condition.

"within a few weeks i just began to get more and more aroused more and more of the time and i just kept having endless orgasms," she said.

"it started off in bed where sex sessions would last for hours and my boyfriend would be stunned at how many times i would orgasm.

"then it would happen after sex. i'd be thinking about what we'd done in bed and i'd start feeling a bit flushed, then i'd become aroused and climax.

"in six months i was having 150 orgasms a day-and it has been as many as 200," she added.

carmen said that the condition that she suffers from can cause her to have orgasm at any time of day.

"anything can set me off. even the hairdryers cause funny pulsations through my body," she said.

"as a skin care specialist i have to use tools which vibrate a lot of the time for micro-dermabrasion and they sometimes set me off.

"i find if i'm nervous i'm less likely to get over-excited. so sometimes i try to psyche myself up and worry to control my orgasms.

"some of my regular customers know my problem. but with new clients it's hard to explain.

"i have been in the middle of a treatment and it's happened and i've had to carry on.

"i was doing a bikini wax and you have to really concentrate and keep your hands very still, and mine go a bit wobbly when i orgasm.

"i had to pretend i had cramp in my foot and just stood there wriggling around on the spot and stifling my moans until it was over," she added.

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Video:2 to 200 in 4 seconds!

2 to 200 in 4 seconds!

the couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. he wanted a new truck. she wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. he would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. "look !" she said. i want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. "and my birthday is coming up. you could surprise me." for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. services are pending

Video:From 0-200 In 6 Seconds

from 0-200 in 6 seconds

bob was in trouble as he`d forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was extremely upset.

she told him "tomorrow morning, i expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in six seconds!"

the next morning he got up early and left for work. when his wife woke up she looked out the window and, sure enough, there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.

she opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

bob has been missing since friday.

Video:Brief History Of China And Tibet In The Last 200 years

brief history of china and tibet in the last 200 years

you may not agree with his opinion, but you should not deny the fact of history. learn more about chinese history before making a judgment. think independently and don`t be misled by others.

Video:200 Seconds of Crashes Video

200 seconds of crashes video

some really awesome crashes.

Video:Worst Record Sleeve 200

worst record sleeve 200

more terrible record sleeves.

Video:200,000+ Kids Spanked At School

200,000+ kids spanked at school

(cnn) -- more than 200,000 children were spanked or paddled in u.s. schools during the past school year, human rights groups reported wednesday.

"every public school needs effective methods of discipline, but beating kids teaches violence, and it doesn't stop bad behavior," wrote alice farmer, the author of a joint report from human rights watch and the american civil liberties union. "corporal punishment discourages learning, fails to deter future misbehavior and at times even provokes it."

corporal punishment in schools remains legal in 21 u.s. states and is used frequently in 13: missouri, kentucky, texas, oklahoma, arkansas, louisiana, mississippi, alabama, georgia, south carolina, north carolina, tennessee and florida, according to data received from the office for civil rights at the u.s. department of education and cited in the report.

the highest percentage of students receiving corporal punishment was in mississippi, with 7.5 percent of students. the highest number was in texas, with 48,197 students.

"when you talk to local school officials, they point to the fact that it's quick and it's effective -- and that's true," farmer said. "it doesn't take much time to administer corporal punishment, and you don't have to hire someone to run a detention or an after-school program."

but she said, "we need forms of discipline that makes children understand why what they did was wrong."

in addition, corporal punishment can be linked to poverty and lack of resources. for instance, the report said, "teachers may have overcrowded classrooms and lack resources such as counselors to assist with particularly disruptive students or classroom dynamics."

overall, 223,190 students received corporal punishment in 2006-07, according to the department of education statistics. that number is down from 342,038 students in 2000-01 as more and more districts abolished corporal punishment.

the punishment is disproportionately applied to black students, according to the organizations. during the 2006-07 school year, for instance, black students made up 17.1 percent of the nationwide student population but 35.6 percent of those paddled at schools.

black girls were paddled at twice the rate of their white counterparts in the 13 states using corporal punishment most frequently. and although boys are punished more often than girls, the report found that african-american students in general are 1.4 times more likely to receive corporal punishment.

in addition, special education students with mental or physical disabilities were more likely to receive corporal punishment, according to the aclu and human rights watch.

evangelical leader james dobson's influential focus on the family group is among those stopping short of calling for a full ban on paddling in schools.

"corporal punishment is not effective at the junior and senior high school levels, and i do not recommend its application," dobson said on the organization's web site.

"it can be useful for elementary students, especially with amateur clowns (as opposed to hard-core troublemakers). for this reason, i am opposed to abolishing spanking in elementary schools because we have systematically eliminated the tools with which teachers have traditionally backed up their word. we're now down to a precious few. let's not go any further in that direction."

andrea cancellare said her then-13-year-old son was paddled -- or "swatted" -- three years ago for flicking rubber bands in class, despite the fact she had written a letter directing school officials in alpine, texas, not to use corporal punishment against him. school officials told her they could not find the letter when she complained.

when she approached the principal and superintendent, cancellare said, they told her that "most parents like this because it takes care of the punishment. it gets the kids back in class. it doesn't disrupt instruction. it's like the quick and dirty way of dealing with discipline problems."

alpine independent school district superintendent jose cervantes said that both the principal and superintendent have taken other jobs, but for the past several years, the district has had a clear policy allowing parents to sign a waiver form and opt out of corporal punishment.

"it works on some, and it doesn't work on others," cervantes said. "if you're one of the individuals that it does work on, yes, it will become a deterrent."

cancellare disagrees. "i don't think it's the school's place to make decisions like that," she said. "i'm not necessarily in favor of that kind of punishment in the house either, but i feel like if somebody makes that decision, it should be the parent."

most states typically leave it up to individual districts whether to use corporal punishment, and some of the nation's largest school districts -- among them houston and dallas, texas; memphis, tennessee; atlanta, georgia; and mobile county, alabama -- have banned the practice, according to the report.

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Video:100 Best Movie Lines in 200 Seconds

100 best movie lines in 200 seconds

see title.

Video:Cow Falls 200 Feet Onto Car

cow falls 200 feet onto car

600-pound cow makes unexpected landing atop moving minivan

Video:How to Shoot an Anvil 200 Feet in the Air

how to shoot an anvil 200 feet in the air

gay wilkinson enjoys blowing anvils more than 100 feet in the air. so much so that is a world champion at the activity. yay.

Video:200 MPH Remote Control Car

200 mph remote control car

it looks like the guy in the middle of the track winds up a mechanism which gives the car its amazing momentum.


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