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Video: Overtime, November 14 2008, Bill Maher, Real Time, Last One

overtime, november 14 2008, bill maher, real time, last one

overtime, november 14 2008, bill maher, real time, last one

Video:14 Year Old Girl Tasered In The Head

14 year old girl tasered in the head

when this 14 year old girl did not stop, she was tasered in the head by a police chief in new mexico.

Video:US Troops Rape 14 Year Old Girl

us troops rape 14 year old girl

personality disorder eh? obama should bring back the soldiers before they all get into this "personality disorder" thing.

  • Votes 4.5887/5
  • Views 5463
  • Comments 38
  • Date 3/25/2009
  • by srk

Video:F-14 Tomcat Going Supersonic

f-14 tomcat going supersonic

sorry, no sound but will upload one with sound later.

Video:F-14 Formation

f-14 formation

this is footage of a huge f-14 "tomcat" formation, this has been taken from the latest f-14 demonstration.

Video:Funny T-Shirts #14

funny t-shirts #14

pic 14 (decent body).

Video:F-14 Tribute

f-14 tribute

a tribute to the f-14 tomcat

  • Votes 2.9167/5
  • Views 5429
  • Comments 21
  • Date 12/10/2006
  • by Kell

Video:Sexy Girls of Japan (14 of 78)

sexy girls of japan (14 of 78)

sexy girls of japan (14 of 78)

Video:Tom And Jerry - The Million Dollar Cat - 14

tom and jerry - the million dollar cat - 14

episode 14 of tom and jerry, the million dollar cat - first aired 5/6/1944.

Video:FA-18

fa-18 "hornet" and an f-14 "tomcat" showing off

amazing flyby- the fa-18 "hornet" is on top and the f-14 "tomcat" is on the bottom.

Video:F-14 Cloud

f-14 cloud

rare footage of a us navy f-14 breaking the sound barrier and creating a prandtl-glauert condensation cloud.

  • Votes 2.5833/5
  • Views 1207
  • Comments 1
  • Date 1/11/2007
  • by Kell

Video:F-14 Tomcat Close Fly-by

f-14 tomcat close fly-by

this is a video i shot a couple of summers back, at an airshow in kansas city. this was the last pass by the f-14 topcat, and appearantly he wanted to leave us all shaking, because that was sure my reaction! videos do not do justice to the awesome power you feel in your chest, as the ground literally rumbles below your feet as one of these fighter jets goes blowing by you!

Video:Catherine Bell - White Bikini (14/19)

catherine bell - white bikini (14/19)

catherine lisa bell (born august 14, 1968 in london, england) is a british-born iranian-american actress who is most famous for her role as lt. colonel sarah mackenzie of the hit television show jag.

Video:TED William Kamkwamba Builds Windmill at 14

ted william kamkwamba builds windmill at 14

when he was just 14 years old, malawian inventor william kamkwamba built his family an electricity-generating windmill from spare parts, working from rough plans he found in a library book. in conversation with ted curator chris anderson, kamkwamba, now 19, tells a moving story of ingenuity and adaptation, and shares his dreams for the future. this talk inspired outpourings of support from the ted community and in the blogosphere.

Video:Sidney Crosby Age 14

sidney crosby age 14

a piece on the world`s best hockey player from 2002 when he was just 14 years old and dominating midget aaa (16 and 17 year olds). he turned out alright.

Video:14 Year Old Fools Chicago Police

14 year old fools chicago police

a 14-year-old boy has caused embarrassment to the chicago police department after he put on a faux police uniform, posed as a police officer, and was put on patrol for five hours before anyone noticed.

police officials announced an investigation into what they described as a serious breach of security. the boy, who aspires to be a police officer, did not issue any tickets or drive the squad car. he has been charged with impersonating an officer.

he was eventually discovered when someone noticed his uniform lacked one of the stars featured on a regulation police uniform. he had been part of a program designed to promote policing among youth, which meant he had some formal knowledge.

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Video:Fish Slips Into 14-year-old's Penis

fish slips into 14-year-old's penis

melbourne, sept 16 (ani): doctors treating a 14-year-old indian boy were stunned to find a 2cm long fish had 'slipped' into his penis.

the patient, who was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period, gave an interesting explanation.

the patient claimed that the fish 'slipped' into his penis while he was maintaining his aquarium.

"while he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. when he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms" the daily telegraph quoted professor vezhaventhan and professor jeyaraman, who treated the boy, as saying.

after detecting the fish in the boy's bladder, the doctors used a technique known as cystourethroscopy to insert a special set of forceps down the patient's penis.

unfortunately, the fish was just too slippery to grip, so they resorted to using a rigid ureteroscope with a tool attached that is normally used for removing bladder stones.

the fish the urologists removed, which practical fishkeeping believes to be a small member of the betta genus, measured 2cm long and 1.5cm wide.

the boy was later admitted into counseling to help him overcome any trauma. (ani)

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image above: a cystourethroscopy - probably removed by photobucket soon.

Video:14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job

14 reasons to allow drinking on the job

1. it's an incentive to show up.

2. it reduces stress.

3. it leads to more honest communications.

4. it reduces complaints about low pay.

5. it cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. it helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. it encourages carpooling.

9. increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.

10. it eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. it makes fellow employees look better.

12. it makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.

14. salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

Video:Man Tries Hiring Prostitute For 14 Year Old Son

man tries hiring prostitute for 14 year old son


article submitted by shapesphere.

london (reuters) - a man who tried to hire a prostitute to take his 14-year-old son's virginity as a present was spared jail by a court on friday.

the polish national took the boy out in his car and allowed him to pick out the prostitute, who was standing at the side of the road in the red-light district of nottingham.

but the 42-year-old father was arrested because the teenager had chosen an undercover police officer, nottingham crown court heard.

the man, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was handed a 10-month prison sentence, suspended for a year, after he admitted a charge of trying to solicit a woman to have sex with a child, the press association reported.

the court heard that the father, who came to britain eight years ago, was arrested last july during an undercover operation by the city's vice squad.

prosecutor adrian harris said the man and his son had approached the undercover officer whose code name was sarah and beckoned her over .

he asked "sarah" how much it would cost for her to have sex with his son and they agreed on a 20 pound fee. however, when the car pulled over, the man was arrested by plainclothes police officers.

"the boy said that they had driven past the girl and his dad pointed to her and said 'will she do?'" harris said.

"he said 'yes' and they had turned round. he said his dad did this because he was still a virgin and he was taking care of that for him."

judge jonathan teare said he would spare the father jail because of his excellent character and that he believed he did not mean any harm to his son.

"you have a duty of care to your son and that is to look after his moral welfare, not as you might think to break him in to the ways of sex through a prostitute," he said.

the court was told the boy would continue to live with his father.

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Video:Boy, 14, Wants Sex Change

boy, 14, wants sex change

a teenager from dorset has been told by the nhs that he must wait until puberty to have a sex change.

the boy, known as georgie smith, has wanted to be a girl since he was a toddler.

he said: "i'm old enough to know what i want. what i want is to be a girl."

his mother carole, 41, has criticised the nhs for preventing treatment until georgie reaches puberty – meaning that his hormones will give him a manly appearance.

she wants him to be given hormone blockers now.

she told the sun: "with his puberty suspended, he wouldn't grow to six foot or have big hands."

the mother-of-three said that her son wanted to be a girl from the age of two, and twice attempted suicide after realising he was in the "wrong" body.

aged eight, he confessed to his mother that he wanted to be a girl like his favourite children's programme, tracy beaker.

carole said: "even when he was into thomas the tank engine, he only liked the girl engine."

school bullies targeted her son from the age of eight, calling him a "freak". his secondary school in dorset has refused to let him wear girls' uniform, so now he wears make-up and bangles with the boys' version.

ms smith said that she had looked into sending georgie to america, where teenagers can begin the sex-change process earlier, but did not have the £16,000 needed to pay for his treatment.

she said: "it should be available on the nhs."

the department of health has said it is reviewing the age at which youngsters can begin taking hormone blockers.

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Video:Zero’s Weekly Advice Column, May 14, 2007

zero’s weekly advice column, may 14, 2007

this week, the advice column is going to be broken up into three postings to help the readability. there will be the shoutwire posting, the spikedhumor posting, and one on our newest of sites, actionnooz.com. follow the links below to read the rest of the questions.

this is being done so that i can answer every question that is sent to me. as always, if you do have a question, you can send it to my email address, xxoozero@yahoo.com, and i will answer it in the next weeks column. please make sure it is a question and you’re not just telling me how your girlfriend bought you a new computer and you really want to bang her for it. that is not a problem; that is a solution.

shoutwire posting
spikedhumor posting
actionnooz posting

dear mr. zero,
i've been working with this 'girl' for over a year. she happens to be my supervisor at work. about 2 months ago we started to talk on msn and things got heavy. we admitted we like each other and such. two weeks ago we fucked and it was pretty awesome. now, i'm 19, she's 33, married and has 3 kids. one of which is 14. this is pretty awesome, right? things haven't got any more awkward at work. our mutual friend has no idea and neither does her husband.

this is all so cool and yet i don't revel in it enough. what the fuck is wrong with me?



nothing is wrong with you. you’re not reveling in it because somewhere deep down, you know the same thing will happen to you someday that is happening to the husband right now.

think of it this way; how can this possibly end any other way but badly? you’re involved in an affair with a married mother of three. you should have never let it get passed the first night. the best bet is to get out now before her family finds out about it. that is the kind of drama you don’t need.




help me!!
in october of 06, i was talking to my boyfriend, jason. meanwhile i was also talking to another boy who has liked me for over 4 years, but i don't like him, donald. jason said "i don’t know how to say this. but i am dating another girl named sarah. i am very sorry." well, obviously i dumped him! but i was heartbroken! 2 minutes after jason had told me that he was cheating on me, donald asked me out. i kind of liked him, but only like a brother. but i said yes to make jason jealous. it wasn't all jealousy though. i sort of, kind of did like him. the next night, not even 24 hours later. i told donald that i was going through a rough time, and that i couldn't handle the relationship and that i would get back together with him soon. i was depressed and he was heartbroken as i was. after that i hated him because he called cheerleaders sluts, and i am a cheerleader. i couldn't let that slide! a month after he called cheerleaders sluts, there was a school dance. i slow danced with someone and i think i broke donald’s heart because he still liked me. all of his buddies were asking me out. so that night on im i told him off!

i still don't regret that night. but now, just recently... actually two days ago on friday, we started to talk on the phone a lot. saturday night, we went to the movies. my friends slept over and then donald asked me out on the phone. i said yes. i don't know who i like right now, so i was just experimenting. now i am not happy. just as i was the first time we went out.

i don’t know how to dump him. i mean, i only think of him as an extremely close friend. i don’t want any more of this! so, please help me! quick!


tell jason, donald, and all their non pirate ninja friends to fuck off. a girl i once knew told me the best thing she ever did for herself was to stop dating guys and take some time out to get to know herself. you’re still young and have plenty of time to date later on.


take a couple of months off the dating scene until you find out for sure who you like. until then, if anyone asks you out and you’re not sure in any way, make sure the answer is a strong “no”.

Video:Alaska Fishing 14

alaska fishing 14

photographs from a crab fishing expedition in the dangerous northern waters off the alaskan coast!

Video:Strange Hot Air Balloons 14

strange hot air balloons 14

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