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Tallying God's Kill Count - The Atheist ...

Get out the calculator and get ready to do some hardcore mathematics adding up god's frag score.

  • Jonas22
  • posted by Jonas22
  • Date 5/10/2009 1:09:36 AM
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thundersalmon : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

thundersalmon

11 votes NegativePositive

204 days 13 hours ago...

this makes you wonder when this god had time to be forgiving and loving.

blue_devil : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

blue_devil

12 votes NegativePositive

204 days 13 hours ago...

....but he loves you

Presto : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Presto

8 votes NegativePositive

204 days 12 hours ago...

Jewish Ball Worshipers!?!?!?!?

somber : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

somber

15 votes NegativePositive

204 days 8 hours ago...

^ Baal.

Hebrew name, meaning master, lord, owner or just god.
Actually, it`s just a title for the highest god of the local pantheon (originated in Syria), in most cases a mountain, weather and fertility god.
In the bible it`s often used to name a variety of local gods.
Ironically, at least according to Wikipedia (the other stuff I got somewhere else) even Yahwe ist often addressed as "Baal"...
Later on, Christianity denounced him (and of course, tons of other ancient gods) to be demons.

edit: Just noticed that you just could`ve used sarcasm there... sorry if I overlooked that.
Go ahead, vote me down for being a smartass.

sh0wtym3 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

sh0wtym3

Hidden (Show Comment) -25 votes

204 days 7 hours ago...

^
Oh no no no I am the only one that should be getting voted down in these videos

Dont try to steal my glory


*yawn

LeighCedar : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

LeighCedar

9 votes NegativePositive

204 days 2 hours ago...

^It`s kinda relaxing to vote you down Showtym... kinda becoming a zen like practice for me.

blade9z : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

blade9z

0 votes NegativePositive

203 days 16 hours ago...

The bigger the lie the more people believes it (well, stupid people). Those following got killed because they didn`t claim their god to be the biggest, baddest ass god.

whackman : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

whackman

1 votes NegativePositive

203 days 15 hours ago...

OMG the bible has a whale story im soo going to look that up.

thedude9009 : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

thedude9009

6 votes NegativePositive

202 days 11 hours ago...

^ Yeah, supposedly this dude named Jonah lived in a whales belly for 3 days before being spat back out.

Now imagine me as an 8 year old telling the bible study teacher to get fucked because even then I knew how ludicrous that is.

Retards...

Jojo817 : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

Jojo817

5 votes NegativePositive

202 days 11 hours ago...

Wtf?! I can`t vote down showtym3! Everyone maxed it the hell out....Save some for the hungry you greed bastards...

salva : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

salva

-6 votes NegativePositive

202 days 11 hours ago...

Annoying ads on the front page!

SSJTrunks : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

SSJTrunks

1 votes NegativePositive

202 days 9 hours ago...

Wow it makes me wonder. Of all the cities, people, civilizations even, that "God" had ordered killed; imagine if these cities had grown prosperous over all these years. Could you imagine the kind of world we`d have today if 65 cities thousands of years ago hadn`t been destroyed under Gods` name and lived to today. Technological advances, too.

rlibasco : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

rlibasco

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202 days 9 hours ago...

whats the point of this useless show? I`m not into religion and all, but heck, why can`t these "atheists" just leave the christians alone? I just kept on seeing these videos on the frontpage and im getting sick and tired of it...Its all talk and tooo fuckin boring...

Spikedhumor, please just bring back the good old funny videos....Its just a waste of space in the frontpage with these type of videos...

yugo9 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

yugo9

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202 days 8 hours ago...

Makes you also wonder that how many fuking people did this for personal gain.

These Atheists are fuking idiots, oh look its on a paper so it must be true, lets put all that on god, because people back in the day didn`t do anything for personal gain, they did it all for God. FUCKING IDIOTS!!!

saltesc : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

saltesc

-1 votes NegativePositive

202 days 6 hours ago...

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^ Though Christianity wasn`t even around when these happened, the point is that even if these deaths are real they were still done in the name of the Judaism God. But they`re modern Atheists and believe so strongly against Christians that they forget Atheism is about not believing in God, and not just the Christian one either... that`s it.

Christians and Atheists need to give it a rest. It`s a debate both Atheism and Christianity lose and piss everyone off on the way. Yes the evidence of Gods is so ridiculously unbelievable, but there is no evidence to say that there is no God entirely, not even an uncaring one that neglects this corner of the universe. We put a man on our moon and we think we know everything there is to? May as well flip a coin. If an Atheist tells me there is no God, I`ll reply with, "You`re made of the same shit as me and know what I know... so how the fuck would you know?", if a God-based religion tells me otherwise, I`ll respond with, "I`ve read your stuff... it`s old, it`s silly, it lacks modern experiences." So despite the lack of strong evidence in both, you still get guys like this taking Atheism to the extreme (that it isn`t even Atheism anymore) just like crazy Christian people that think killing homosexuals will save the world.

An Atheist does not point out the inhumanities of a religion, that`s just being anti-religion, an Atheist just believes there is no God. So even the title of this video is completely off-topic. This is also why Agnostics, Buddhists, and true Atheists fucking hate you kids as much as we hate the "God Hates Fags" guys... same thing, different side.

Back to bashing my head on the keyboard...

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